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Weekly Print Edition

"Real newsprint scrolls delivered straight to your mailbox"

Real Cold-Set Newsprint • Delivered Weekly

"The Steam-Press Rumbles: Real Ink for the Realm"

Four physical weekly newspapers delivered directly to your doorstep each month. 100% ad-free, 100% affiliate-free—just pure news, deep-dive lore, and tavern puzzles on authentic newsprint.

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VOL. I • NO. 01WEEKLY DISPATCHPRICE: 15 COIN

The WoW Forever News

"Printed under the Solemn Oath of Dwarven Ink"

FRONT-PAGE EXCLUSIVE

THE NEW GATES OPEN: REALM PROGRESSION & RAID CHRONICLES

Reporters from all corners of the continent have gathered at the frontier. Scribes record first clears, class balance adjustments, and realm shifts directly in cold-set ink...

The Backpage

Solvable tavern crossword puzzles, riddles, and lore mini-games with your morning coffee.

Guild Classifieds

Weekly roster notices, raid team recruitments, and creator project listings in ink.

FORMAT SPECIFICATIONSAUTHENTIC PRINT
  • • Dimensions: 289mm × 380mm (Tabloid)
  • • Traditional cold-set web press newsprint
  • • Ships flat in rigid protective mailers
  • • Real physical gaming history you can stack
Official Printed Chronicle
Promote Your Guild or Project in Print

Top community listings are printed in each week's "Bulletin of the Week" section!

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Waitlist Open — Reserve Your Place in Line

Physical printing and subscriptions will officially begin once WoW Forever releases and weekly realm news is ready to share. Joining the waitlist now secures your spot in line and gives you a chance to receive the very first historic print runs!

Official Subscription Billed Monthly • Cancel Anytime

The Monthly Chronicle Subscription

Four full weekly editions delivered straight to your door each month.

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    Weekly US Postal Dispatch

    Receive four physical print issues (one per week). Dispatched via USPS in flat-pack cardboard mailers to ensure pristine weekly arrival directly to your mailbox without creases.

  • Paper
    Authentic Tabloid Newsprint

    Large-format 289mm × 380mm size printed on traditional cold-set ink presses. Feels, smells, and reads like a real fantasy chronicle from a bustling medieval realm.

  • Lore
    Exclusive Coverages & Lore

    In-depth chronicles on WoW Forever class balancing, server logs, faction balances, raid guides, economy reports, and interviews with notable realm heroes.

  • Backpage
    Paper Puzzles & Crosswords

    Solvable tavern crossword puzzles, riddles, word searches, and leisure mini-games on the physical back page you can solve with a warm mug.

  • Bulletin
    "Bulletin of the Week" Print Section

    Top guild recruitments, community events, realm gossip, and creator spotlights printed directly in ink inside every issue's classifieds column.

$15.00/ Month

$3.75 per issue • USPS Shipping Included

✦ Zero payment today. We notify you first when the first historic print run begins.
100% Ad & Affiliate Free — Just News!

Your monthly subscription directly funds independent realm coverage free from corporate banner ads, sponsor reads, and affiliate links. Cancel anytime with a single click.

How It Works

The Weekly Printing Cycle

From editorial curation to your personal mailbox, every seven days.

1
CURATE IN ADOBE

We curate and lay out the actual paper in Adobe each week, turning digital realm news and raid logs into real newsprint pages.

2
LOCAL PRESS RUN

We work with a local company for printing—the same company that prints newspapers for all surrounding towns.

3
PACKAGE & SHIP

We package and ship weekly prints directly to your door in flat-pack cardboard mailers to keep every paper pristine.

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✦ An Immortal Archive of Gaming History ✦

F or centuries, patch notes and realm chronicles have been confined to glowing digital screens and flickering visual elements. We believe true history is forged in ink. The Chronicle is preparing to commission a physical print run of WoW Forever News, printed on actual, authentic newsprint and delivered to your keep's mailbox once a week. By the end of WoW Forever, dedicated subscribers will possess a complete physical print edition retelling the entire story of WoW Forever—a tangible archive of gaming history stackable feet high.

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Frequently Asked Inquiries

Everything you need to know about your weekly print subscription.

✦ Limited Allocation First Print Run ✦

Reserve Your Spot in Gaming History

Joining the waitlist requires zero payment today and guarantees your priority invitation when the printing press starts rolling.

This project remains 100% independent, ad and affiliate-free—just news! Dedicated to the history of WoW Forever. Subscriptions are billed monthly with the freedom to cancel anytime. All copies are hand-crafted under our Oath of Dwarven Ink.